Hi everyone! Today is DAY 2 of the 12 DOC blog linkup! 🙂 Thanks for all who participated yesterday, and now, for day two.
Today I am going to be doing Christmas jokes!
1.What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
2.Why does Santa have three gardens?
3.Who is Santa Claus married to? (trick question, you guys. )
4.What do snowmen wear on their heads?
5.How do snowmen get around?
6.What carol is heard in the desert?
7.How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
8.What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
9.Why are Christmas Trees bad knitters?
10.What’s the best thing to put into a Christmas Cake?
11.What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Comment below on what you think are the answers, and NO looking them up, okay? 😉
11 more days!
9 Kids plus 2 
11. is “It’s Christmas, Eve!
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Haha! You got it! 😀
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7 is “Fleece Navidad!’
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Good for you! 🙂
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I’m lost on the rest 😛
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haha, you got two of them! 😀
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There! Finally fixed my name!!!!
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Lets see… I think 9. Is because they are full of needles. 7. is “Fleece Navidad” 3. “marry Christmas”? and that’s all I got
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Good job! Nine is: Because they keep dropping their needles.
7. Is correct!
3. Is correct as well, just Mary Christmas, though 😉
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5– they rock and roll
6– go tell it on the mountains
7– fleece navidad
There’s my guesses….fun post, Olivia!! 🙂
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5- they ride an icicle
6- O camel ye faithful
7- is correct!
Thanks Faith! 😀
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Oh, neat idea Olivia! ;)I can only guess two of them.
7: Fleece Navidad!
11: it’s Christmas Adam!
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7. is correct! 11. is: It’s Christmas, Eve!
Close! 😉
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Oops, sorry, I was thinking of a different joke for 11. 😛
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oh, haha, no problem! 😀
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Ok here’s my guesses! 🙂
1. Claus-trophobia.
5. On an ice-cycle
6. Oh Camel Ye Faithful
7. Fleece Navidad
8. Uh…idk. Tinsel-itis? haha
9. They lose their needles
11. It’s Christmas, Eve!
I seriously can’t even think for the other ones right now lol.
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1., 5., correct! (icicle) 6., correct! 7., correct! 8.,correct! 9., They drop their needles (close enough) 11., correct!
Great job, Victoria! 🙂
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Hehe, great post, Liv! I may or may not have seen the comments before realizing I wouldn’t be able to answer the questions 😛 Ooppssss xD But really enjoyed the jokes… and the answers 😉
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Haha, good! 🙂 Thanks Blessing! 😀
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